Plato: There is the Divine Good (or the One), which is the greatest of the Forms. There is also the Demiurge which fashioned the imperfect material universe.
Aristotle: There is the Unmoved Mover, a completely Formal being that is completely actualized that all objects in the universe try to become and actualize towards.
Epicureans: The Gods exist and are made up of atoms. Everything is made up of atoms and the void.
Stoics: There is a completely material universe with a fiery reasoning substance called Logos that pervades all of it. In short, you can call the Universe God.
Cynics: did someone mention DOG? I like dogs. They’re very important beings to emulate.
How did the Sophist get over his stage fright?
He imagined the crowd naked.
How did the Epicurean?
She imagined the crowd was just atoms and void. How can mere atoms and void be scary?
How did the Platonist?
He imagined that the crowd was just shadows on the wall of the cave. The crowd is just a less real version of the World of Forms.
How did the Stoic?
She just imagined the crowd as mean, judgmental, coarse in language, and throwing fruit at her while she imagined herself indifferent to this. After the brief visualization, the crowd before her seemed much more tame and manageable.
How did the Cyrenaic?
He just drank from his bottle of wine between lines he had to recite.
How did the Cynic?
She imagined herself naked and then proceeded to get naked. The crowd yelled, “you have no shame!” and began throwing fruit. She then responded by peeing on the stage floor. She took a quick bow and threw her menstrual rag into the crowd and exited stage right.