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5 Reasons Stoicism Is Better Than Everything (Audiobook)

I just wanted to make sure that people knew that 5 Reasons Stoicism Is Better Than Everything is on Audible, ACX, and iTunes. I think hearing my book read by Carrie Burgess sounds much better than when I sub-vocalize it in book form. It’s a little more than an hour audio.

You can also get 5 Reasons Stoicism Is Better Than Everything in Kindle or paperback.

5 Reasons Stoicism Is Better Than Everything: And Some Cheap Ancient Philosophy Jokes by [Whitson, Jess]

5 Reasons Stoicism is Better than Jordan B Peterson

Jordan Peterson is the psychology professor from the University of Toronto who has become something of a celebrity intellectual. Men’s Rights Activists and Alt Righters everywhere are absolutely happy to flock to this guy. He’s popular because he opposed a Canadian law that will supposedly destroy your career as a professor for not using gendered pronouns that go beyond two. Oddly, even though he’s opposed this law, his career is perfectly safe and he benefits greatly for his opposition to this law. Here are 5 Reasons Stoicism Is Greater than Him.

1. Jordan Peterson famously compared human beings to lobsters. As bizarre as this might sound it’s particularly pernicious. Jordan Peterson is saying that human beings have hierarchies like the lobster and that these hierarchies are not artificially created by global capitalism but just the natural order of things. Jordan Peterson is essentially saying that the terrible ways our system is is because we’re just designed that way and it’s not just that we’re designed that way but it’s good. So you should be happy being at the bottom. Stoicism just observes humans the way they are. There have been hierarchies throughout all time but they’re never exactly the same hierarchies. There used to be master-slave hierarchies, feudal hierarchies, and now we have capitalist hierarchies. Nothing is static. The Stoics knew the universe was change. The Stoics also believed everyone ultimately deserved equal status in the world of things. No one was a Sage, so everyone was in the same boat. No one was really any better than anyone else.

2. Jordan Peterson uses the theory of evolution in a way to justify his Jungian archetypal theory. Unfortunately he engages in evolutionary psychology, which most forms of it are pseudoscientific since we have no idea what were in the heads of our distant ancestors. It’s speculation at best, pseudoscience at worst. And Jordan Peterson should know better than to consider Carl Jung an important psychologist. Stoicism is always updating closely with the current science. Stoicism used techniques back in its ancient days that were a lot like Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. In fact, CBT owes quite a bit of its development to Stoicism, which is pretty much Stoic psychological techniques being tested in the lab.

3. Jordan Peterson may have won that interview with Cathy Newman on Channel 4 News but he can’t win an argument against a Stoic. Why is that? A true Stoic is adept at logic and rhetoric and knows when someone is using rhetoric as opposed to logic. Jordan Peterson is an excellent rhetorician but if challenged by an actual professional philosopher or psychologist like Massimo Pigliucci or Donald Robertson, he’d have to eat his hat. The problem is Jordan Peterson is used to being interviewed by people who don’t have expertise. But how would he do with an expert in his same field or in his crossover field: philosophy?

4. Jordan Peterson Lobster Lobster Jordan Peterson. Stoicism doesn’t use lobsters to justify its philosophy. Any questions?

5. Finally, Jordan Peterson doesn’t calm down his rabid followers. Zeno of Citium is known for reprimanding his followers whenever they became too uncontrollable. Jordan Peterson seems to make a killing out off having a fervent crowd of young pissed off white males. Stoicism has no place for any amount of fervent followers, even if a few.

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Which is more Stoic, dogs or cats?

The correct answer is neither is more “Stoic” than the other.  For one thing, they do not follow the philosophy of Zeno of Citium.  However, they both live approximately in agreement with nature.  Also, living in agreement with nature for a cat is very different than living in agreement with nature for a dog.

The question is how much does your individual cat or dog live in agreement with nature?  For a human to live in agreement with nature, they have to mature emotionally and rationally to their full potential.  Essentially, no one really completes their full potentiality because if they did, they’d be a Sage.   So the same probably goes for cats and dogs.  Does a cat or a dog ever really mature fully into their full potential?  Maybe a few but they’d be rarer than a phoenix.

What does it mean for a cat to live up to its full potential as a cat?  Well, perhaps it would have to be very good apex predator.  It would need to be able to catch mice really well.  It would need to take plenty of catnaps.  It would need eat the right amount and clean its coat sufficiently.  It might need to produce the requisite amount of hairballs.  Perhaps if you saw that cat, you’d be like, “well, that’s definitely a cat!”

What does it mean for a dog to live up to its full potential as a dog?  Well, perhaps it would need to be appropriately loyal to its human.  If it was a feral dog, maybe it would need to be part of a pack and maybe even do the appropriate things as a pack animal.  Perhaps it would be really good at following the lead dog or if it was a lead dog of the pack it would be really good at leading.  Maybe if a human called it “a good boy” it would take that as an initiative to be a good boy.  A “good” dog certainly would be very trainable.

So that’s the definitive answer.  Cats and dogs are not really any better than the other with regard to Stoicism.  Cats will be cats and dogs will be dogs.  Some dogs are better at being dogs than others.  Just like some cats are better than other cats at being cats.  Can anything ever really live in agreement with nature?  Not when taken apart.  But when looking at the whole nature definitely lives in agreement with itself.

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5 Reasons Stoicism Is Better Than Autumn

The autumn is the best season.  The days are growing shorter and the intensely hot days draw to an end.  All the wasps and spiders go away and the trees look magnificent with their bright yellow, red, orange colors shining as the beta carotene shines through the decayed chlorophyll of their leaves.   Here are 5 reasons Stoicism is better than that.

  1.  Fall unfortunately is just one season and so it’s not always in season.  Stoicism is always in season.  In fact if you bought Ryan Holiday’s The Daily Stoic, you’ll find that there’s a quote by a notable Stoic to help you through the day for 365 days of the year.
  2. The Fall reminds us that all things must come to an end.  The leaves of the deciduous trees begin to die, the insects begin to die, as the air cools outside activities begin to cease, and gardening comes to an end.  Stoicism reminds us throughout the year that all things must come to an end.  Everything is born, sustains, and then dies.  Fall only reminds us of the ending of things for 3 months.  Stoicism reminds us not to take anything for granted 365 days of the year.
  3. In the late Fall, the air grows uncomfortably cold, especially in late November.  Stoicism teaches you to bear the cold.  It teach you all year round how to learn to bear uncomfortable truths, hardships, anything and everything dire.  When you practice Stoicism after a while, you begin to quote Queen Elsa of Frozen, “the cold never bothered me anyway.”
  4. The Fall is a great season for pyromaniacs.  It’s that time of the year when you have bonfires and you get to stack your wood in the fireplace/hearth and let it burn.  The ancient Stoics believed in a divine fire that existed in each of us that burned throughout the year.  Surely Stoicism is the true answer to all fire lovers everywhere.
  5. In the Autumn many throughout the Western world participate what is called Halloween.  Halloween is a great holiday that celebrates the pivotal point in the year of harvest.  While it’s a fun holiday where people dress up like witches and warlocks, it doesn’t compare to Stoicism which creates joy throughout the year for those who practice virtue.

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5 Reasons Why Stoicism Is Better Than Prayer And Wishful Thinking

There is some indication that at least a few of the ancient Stoics might’ve had polytheistic beliefs, invoked divination, and prayed to the gods.  Despite this, Stoicism as a philosophical system does not hold any beliefs in the power of prayer or wishful thinking.  Here are 5 reasons Stoicism is better than prayer and wishful thinking.

1. Stoicism uses reason to try to understand the world realistically and adapt to the world practically.  Prayer and wishful thinking don’t look at the world from an honest perspective.  Prayer and wishful thinking generally is in denial that fortune can just manifest positively or negatively at random times.  Prayer and wishful thinking fundamentally believe that things can be changed for the better when there’s really no actual evidence that this can be the case.  Stoicism is just more honest.

2. People waste a lot of time praying and thinking wishfully.  When instead they can use Stoicism, which helps them deal with hardship and loss.  Why waste so much time wanting things to be a certain way when you can just use Stoicism to adapt your mind to the way things are?

3. People trick themselves into believing in the power of prayer through confirmation bias.  They remember all the times when prayer seemed to work and forget all the times when it didn’t work.  Stoicism doesn’t rely on confirmation bias.  What you put into Stoicism, you get out.  So if you’re trying to be more virtuous and work at it, you’ll become more virtuous.  You just have to try.  In fact, people will begin to notice how you’ve changed and maybe want to emulate you.

4. Stoicism helps you use your reason and senses to help you anticipate future events.  For instance, if you get to know people realistically rather than what you wish they were, you can judge their characters easier if you’re close to them.  You can tell who might be trying to scam you or exploit you and you can easily adapt to that.  But if you’re using wishful thinking, you wish a person was a certain way, and so you don’t get to know them the way they really are.  So then those people just use you and abuse you.

5. Finally, Stoicism helps you learn from the past and prepare for the future by living in the present.  Wishful thinking and prayer just makes you live in the future or the past but never lets you learn from the present.  You’re always thinking of how you wish things used to be but you’re not learning how to make things great now for yourself.  Or you’re praying for a nice sports car but you’re not thinking about how nice your car is now.

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5 Reasons Why Stoicism Is Better Than A GI Bleed

I was recently in the hospital because somewhere inside of my gastrointestinal tract I had a bleed. So I’d like to share why Stoicism is so much better than a bleed in your long ass digestive snake organ.

1. You can die from a gastrointestinal bleed. You can also die from practicing Stoicism. But dying for Stoicism will make you a badass martyr.

2. Gastrointestinal bleeds can be very difficult to locate and fix. You can easily find Stoicism with a quick google search and if you find Stoicism’s metaphysics to be broken you can easily replace the metaphysics with modern scientific materialism. Its ethics adapts well to a variety of possible metaphysics.

3. GI bleeds are sometimes painful. Stoicism can sometimes mean enduring discomfort. But man is the eudaimonia worth it!

4. GI bleeds often means staying in the hospital which can be quite expensive. Stoicism is only somewhat expensive if you buy all that ridiculous memento mori merchandise and spend money covering your body with Seneca quotes.

5. GI bleeds often happen unexpectedly. Stoicism is all about expecting the unexpected. It usually means preparing for the worst. In fact, GI bleeds aren’t even the worst. There are so many worse things you can imagine happening to yourself while you imagine yourself simultaneously unperturbed.

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I was bleeding somewhere in there.

One Important Reason Why A Stoic Should Love Comedy

Philosophers have long puzzled over the role of humor.  The best explanation I’ve heard so far is that we laugh at something that doesn’t make sense or the sense of it changes so rapidly our mind laughs trying to make sense of it.  So humor is just our complex way of figuring things out or just putting our hands up puzzled.

Let us remember how humor is an important part of our rational faculty dealing with the absurdity of the world at times.  Sometimes the best sense of humor is had by the person who laughs at himself.  I leave you with this account of Chrysippus dying from laughter:

One ancient account of the death of Chrysippus, the 3rd-century BC Greek Stoic philosopher, tells that he died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs; he told a slave to give the donkey neat wine with which to wash them down, and then, “…having laughed too much, he died (courtesy Wikipedia)”

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Why did philosophers of different schools cross the road?

Why did the Epicurean cross the road? Atoms randomly swerving made her do it.

Why did the Stoic cross the road? Because of rigid determinism.

Why did the Cynic cross the road? To go to the market place and shamelessly publicly masturbate.

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